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| Alien: | Take me to your leader |
|---|---|
| Me: | hold on lemme go find Donald Trump |
| Alien: | *shoving breadsticks into spaceship* the mothership needs me to go immediately |
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Stop asking about college! Stop asking about jobs and my career! Stop asking about my future! I DON’T KNOW OKAY I DON’T KNOW!
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Nicki Minaj is the opening act for the VMA’s meaning everyone will change the channel once she finishes slaying the audience
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this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
My favorite
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