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ryanbeford:

Baby: m..m…

Mom: it’s her first word say mama!

Baby: m..MILEY WHAT’S GOOD??

(via trust)



Year 2017

Alien: Take me to your leader
Me: hold on lemme go find Donald Trump
Alien: *shoving breadsticks into spaceship* the mothership needs me to go immediately



deerlix:

When you’re not ready to go back to school but you go anyways for Nicki

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cherimarshall:

Stop asking about college! Stop asking about jobs and my career! Stop asking about my future! I DON’T KNOW OKAY I DON’T KNOW!

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commongayboy:

Nicki Minaj is the opening act for the VMA’s meaning everyone will change the channel once she finishes slaying the audience

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officialbrostrider:

me: i need to save money

me: (gets paycheck)

me:

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blkdzn:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

My favorite

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